Rockers Steel Panther Return with Newest Distortion Guitar Pedal – Platinum Pocket Pu**y Melter

Rockers Steel Panther Return with Newest Distortion Guitar Pedal – Platinum Pocket Pu**y Melter

8th April 2025 0 By Jon Deaux
Emerging from their musical workshop after perfecting their latest piece of pleasure-inducing musical equipment, Steel Panther is back with their fifth guitar pedal the Platinum Pocket Pu**y Melter – a modern-day reimagining of the pedal that started it all for them. The new pedal joins the list of industry redefining effects stomp boxes: the Pu**y Melter, the Poontang Boomerang, the Butthole Burner and the 1987. Also known as the P3M, the new pedal carries all the power of the original version in a new design that will fit inside any pants pocket or spandex bulge. The 3 tone knob controls will help guitarists perfect their tone with full control of their Loads, Sizzle, and Bootie. The pedal has been road tested by some of the biggest names in the gear industry. The Platinum Pocket Pu**y Melter is priced at $139.99 for unparalleled ecstasy and is now available for order at: www.steelpanther.com

The altruistic nature of Steel Panther continues to show itself as the band recently announced an international talent search for all heavy metal hoes who would like to be pole dancers on the band’s upcoming tour. The band will be bringing custom poles to their upcoming headline tour and interested strippers, dancers and Zumba instructors can go to https://steelpanther.com/pages/dance-with-panther to apply to dance on stage with the band during an upcoming performance. The band’s deep love for mothers paying for dental school goes all the way back to their debut album Feel The Steel when they chronicled that love in the now legendary classic, “Stripper Girl.” World renowned California dancer Cleo the Hurricane will review the submissions and choose the best girls to ride Panther’s poles in select markets.

Steel Panther recently announced their upcoming co-headline tour with their pals in Buckcherry for The Northern Exposure Tour throughout the Great White North. The 25-city tour kicks off in the United States on April 11 in Redding, CA at the Civic Center before crossing the border into Canada and runs for 5 weeks before it wraps up back in the U.S. on May 18 in North Towanda, NY at the Riviera Theatre. Along the way, the tour will make stops in Edmonton, AB (April 18), Regina, SK (April 29), Montreal, QC (May 6), and Quebec City, QC (May 14) to name a few markets from our Northern neighbors. Rocker Kurt Diemer has been tapped as the opener on The Northern Exposure Tour. More Information on tickets and VIP packages for all upcoming tour dates can be found at the band’s website: https://steelpanther.com/pages/tour.

The Northern Exposure Tour Dates:

Fri Apr 11 – Redding, CA – Redding Civic Auditorium

Sat Apr 12 – Reno, NV – Grand Theatre at Grand Sierra Resort *

Sun Apr 13 – Bend, OR – Midtown

Tue Apr 15 – Coquitlam, BC – Great Canadian Casino Vancouver

Wed Apr 16 – Penticton, BC – Penticton Trade and Convention Centre

Fri Apr 18 – Edmonton, AB – Midway Music Hall

Sat Apr 19 – Ft. McMurray, AB – CNOOC Field House at MacDonald Island Park

Tue Apr 22 – Cranbrook, BC – Western Financial Place

Wed Apr 23 – Calgary, AB – Event Centre at Grey Eagle Resort & Casino

Fri Apr 25 – Red Deer, AB – Bo’s Bar *

Sat Apr 26 – Bonnyville, AB – Bonnyville & District Centennial Centre

Mon Apr 28 – Winnipeg, MB – Club Regent Event Centre

Tue Apr 29 – Regina, SK – Conexus Arts Centre

Wed Apr 30 – Saskatoon, SK – TCU Place

Fri May 2 – Thunder Bay, ON – NV Music Hall

Sun May 4 – Sudbury, ON – The Grand

Mon May 5 – Hamilton, ON – Hamilton Place Theatre

Tue May 6 – Montreal, QC – MTELUS

Wed May 7 – Pickering, ON – Pickering Casino Resort

Fri May 9 – London, ON – London Music Hall

Sat May 10 – Waterloo, ON – Maxwell’s Concerts & Events

Mon May 12 – Halifax, NS – Light House Arts Centre

Tue May 13 – Moncton, NB – The Molson Canadian Centre at Casino New Brunswick

Wed May 14 – Quebec City, QC – Théâtre Capitole

Fri May 16 – Ottawa, ON – The Bronson

Sat May 17 – Waterloo, NY – The Vine Showroom at del Lago Casino ^

Sun May 18 – North Tonawanda, NY – Riviera Theatre

* Steel Panther Only

^ No Kurt Diemer

Connect with Steel Panther:

Website: https://steelpanther.com

X: https://x.com/steel_panther

Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/steelpanther

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steelpanther/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@steelpantherrocks

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